What happens when you throw a leather-clad 90's shock-rocker, a egotistical drunken English lyricist and a chain-smoking, wheel-chair bound one-hit wonder character actor (cue the T.A.X.I. fans...) in the same building at the same time?  Possibly the greatest story of our LIVES...that's what!

Backstage at a Marilyn Manson concert in L.A. this last weekend, Noel Gallagher, sometimes lead singer of Oasis got into a verbal confrontation with Grease star Jeff "Kenickee" Conaway resulting in Conaway PULLING A KNIFE on the singer! 

Here is the play-by-play, thanks to our friends in the U.K. at The Mirror.

-The Gallagher brothers (both Noel and Liam) as well as Conaway were all backstage at the Manson concert.  

-Noel and Liam starting pounding absinthe, like they are reknowed for doing.

-Conaway rolled up on them in his wheel-chair.

-He began waving his walking stick at the two brothers.

-Somehow a less-than-apparently-pleasant conversation ensued with Conaway shouting "I've had four back operations, you know."

-To which the always demure Noel replied "So get yourself out of the wheelchair then!"

-Conaway responded with (and this is the highlight!!)  "I've had four operations but I can still pull a knife on you.'

-Conaway then proceeded to pull out the knife on the two blokes.

-In an interview with English radio, Noel told the DJ that the brothers agreed and thought "You're going down, Kenickie."

-Manson was too busy requesting the spinal fluid of dead African babies to comment. 

HOLY CRAP! I mean, OK, this is kind of a non-story...but it is also the GREATEST...STORY...EVER!!!! (all apologies to the Old/New Testament).

So, what did we learn from this story? Liam and Noel STILL like to drink, but apparently are on friendly terms; Jeff Conaway is still granted back-stage access at concerts; Jeff Conaway desired to attend a Marilyn Manson concert?!?; Jeff Conaway is always packing; the Gallagher brothers only refer to actors by character names.

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