"Representing the class of 2005, Eli Porter."                           

That will someday soon, be enough to elicit a response of uncontrollable laughter from anyone at all close to the online community. About two weeks ago, I was reading some New York comedy blogs and I started to notice this small, but incredibly hilarious video was starting to make the rounds. Soon FunnyOrDie picked it up. Then FARK ran with it. Yesterday it made the front page of the Happy Good-Times Joy Fun Blog. So before it becomes "Chocolate Rain 2.0", we here at Rockworms need to climb aboard and embrace the awesomeness of "The Worst Rap Battle of All Time."

This video seriously has it ALL! Bad freestyle rap, terrible usage of slang, demeanment of the crippled, weirdly homo-erotic touching by the judges, gut-laughter inducing awkwardness and one of the worst attempts at Rosie O'Donnell dissing ever recorded. "Envy" sure picked a great week to suck. 

And as it is being said on some other blogs, at the end of the clip, please notice how "our boy Marv-O" pronounces that this battled HAD to be better than last week! I MUST SEE THE PREVIOUS WEEK!!!

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