After over ten million people bought their own personal copies, not to mention the millions of others around the globe who have seen reproductions of your shriveled, infant penis, really, where else is there to go? To paraphrase my 6-to-7 year old West Seattle YMCA swim instructor, for 17-year-old Spencer Elden it was, “BACK IN THE POOL!!!”
17 years after his mom dropped him into the California pool of photographer Kirk Weddle, Elden has found it possible to carry on with life, despite being in his own words “the world’s biggest porn star”.
In an interview recently conducted with that youth oriented music channel’s website, Elden may not have willingly jumped into the spotlight, but it has helped him with the ladies. “I have to use stupid pickup lines like, ‘You want to see my penis … again?’”
Somewhere, the Blind Melon “Bee Girl” is crying…or dead.
All credit to other people.
