Linkin Park, Danity Kane, and Mariah beating out Elvis…I’m dying a little inside

Alrighty, in todays news updates, first off Linkin Park has announced they have snagged Chris Cornell and The Bravery for the anticipated Projekt Revolution tour.  Could be a cool tour, but chances are it ISN’T coming to a city near you….figures.

In other completely irrelevant news, Danity Kane, who had been holding strong at number one on the Billboard charts was knocked off by new group Day26’s new single.  Kyle’s prediction is that in one year, no one cares about either of these artists, and the only way you’ll hear their work is if you happen to buy the "Now Thats What I Call Music" box set.

And, in a sign of the coming apocolypse, Mariah Carey has her 18th US number one single, topping Elvis’s record.  She is now only second to The Beatles in chart-topper hits, who had 21.  The thing that really grinds my gears is she states that her sucess feels all that more poignant because of her ethnicity and gender.  Yeah, because in todays world, those female pop stars just cant catch a break can they…