
So, I’m sitting here, watching the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant like all normal23 year-old college graduate males are doing on a beautiful Friday night and all of a sudden a “hot young musical group” starts attempting to tear it up during the evening gown competition.
And boy, they sure sucked it up. Their name is “The Jonas Brothers” and besides bearing a strong resemblance to my dogs ass, they also play worse music than her. I was going to goin to an extensive rant, but that would require research, which is something that these three piles ‘o douche are not worth.
And by the way, Miss Rhode Island used a BIT too much tanner.
http://www.missteenusa.com/delegates/2007/files/RI-photo-swim.html


