From the "I could have sworn that she was dead" file, late 90’s pop middle-star PINK has filed for divorce from dirtbiking dingleberry, hubby Carey Hart.
The singer, who derived her name from the one-time color of her hair and self-described "tri-sexual" (I don’t want to guess what the THIRD option is), is probably best known for a string of hits in the late 1990’s that when listened to now, almost make you cringe with embarrassment.
Despite success with Jetta-bumping anthems like "Get This Party Started", "You Make Me Sick" and "Most Girls", PINK should probably best be credited for her role in the cover of "Lady Marmalade" with Lil Kim, Christina Aguilera and Mya. That track was at least somewhat tolerable.
Well, best of luck on the singles market Pink! I would suspect a Tommy Lee sighting to be not far behind. And then some well-needed penicillin.
