Should We Make Pitchfork Sucks T-Shirts?

Wanna know what the most popular article on Rockworms.com is? This one: Best Article Ever: Pitchfork Sucks! Yep. That post gets more traffic than any other post in our history. And do you know why? Lot’s of people are googling “pitchfork sucks.” Seriously! You all seem to share in this feeling that people who hate music don’t deserve to write about music for a living.

Rough Artists Rendering of "Pitchfork Sucks" T-Shirt

So we got to thinking: “How can we make more money here?” After all, our mom’s have been funding Rockworms.com’s hosting bills for the last 5 years. So we want to ask you a question: If we made “Pitchfork Sucks” T-shirts, would you buy them? If you bought them, would you wear them to all of the hipster concerts that you go to every week? And when people ask you where you got your awesome shirt, would you answer: ” I got it at rockworms.com, the best music blog ever!”? (Ok, that was three questions…but humor us).

No but srsly…we’re thinking about printing shirts. The image above is rough (not final design), but you get the idea. If you’re interested, let us know in the comments section (leave your real email sport; we’ll let you know when they’re ready).